2013 Dodge Avenger: The Not So Jalopnik Review

"RaymondStantz" (RaymondStantz) 12/20/2013 at 13:41 • Filed to: Not So Jalopnik Reviews, Test Drive, Dodge Avenger

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My friend picked up a Dodge Avenger with the 2.4L and 4 speed as a rental until his Golf TDI comes out of the bodyshop. Here's my quick review. Broken image formatting brought to you by Kinja!

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Tom McParland > RaymondStantz 12/20/2013 at 13:47

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Awesome just awesome!

Baber K. Khan > RaymondStantz 12/20/2013 at 13:49

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One of the best reviews!

Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > RaymondStantz 12/20/2013 at 13:49

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I have never seen such a perfect review. Even if there weren't any words.

CalzoneGolem > RaymondStantz 12/20/2013 at 13:51

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How did he find a manual to rent?

RaymondStantz > CalzoneGolem 12/20/2013 at 13:52

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Four speed slushbox.

William Byrd > RaymondStantz 12/20/2013 at 13:53

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Incredible. Absolutely incredible.

Jayhawk Jake > RaymondStantz 12/20/2013 at 13:54

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#POTY

Post of the year. Brilliant!

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > RaymondStantz 12/20/2013 at 13:56

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RaymondStantz > RaymondStantz 12/20/2013 at 14:00

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I'll make more, if that so pleases you all!

JSWrench > RaymondStantz 12/20/2013 at 14:01

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JSWrench > RaymondStantz 12/20/2013 at 14:03

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Walfisch > RaymondStantz 12/20/2013 at 14:18

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We need more car reviews like this, seriously.

Textured Soy Protein > JSWrench 12/20/2013 at 14:23

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MoparKetchup > RaymondStantz 12/20/2013 at 14:48

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Excuse me sir, can we start our own car reviews with this fabulous way of expressing ourselves? It's fast, fun and straight to the point.

Upvotes for you.

PS9 > MoparKetchup 12/20/2013 at 15:23

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Upvotes, right? Shouldn't it be more like this, then?

MoparKetchup > PS9 12/20/2013 at 15:31

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With-a-G is back to not having anything written after his username > JSWrench 12/20/2013 at 15:33

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so review

Outback XT > RaymondStantz 12/28/2013 at 13:45

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All reviews need to be conducted this way from now on.

sampsonhead > RaymondStantz 01/06/2014 at 11:37

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Agreed! I mistakenly took one as a rental car and I wanted to shoot myself immediately afterwards.

WORST CAR EVER!

edlovessabarth > RaymondStantz 01/06/2014 at 12:09

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Im just in this for the Hank Scorpio

Gaeboilge > MoparKetchup 01/06/2014 at 12:39

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I request an entire car review using only Are you being Served? gifs.

Bearded Bastard > RaymondStantz 01/06/2014 at 14:12

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I dunno, they arent bad. I thought they were the worst thing ever until I started driving them. no real different than any other cheapo 4 door car. they hold their value, as small as it is, quite well. its a day to day driver many people are looking for with a slightly aggressive design because dodge.

I was voting for the charger. but then again, unless we got AWD she did not want to drive RWD in the winter. it drives just fine for what it is. and my driving style isnt exactly level grandma. she has the V6, which has more than enough get up and go to actually get through and around traffic drole.

Dunnik > RaymondStantz 01/06/2014 at 17:39

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Best Review Ever

Omnislash79 > RaymondStantz 01/06/2014 at 19:03

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Best review so far, instead of the arbitrary numbers that is usually used with no correlation with another car.

Vampyr > RaymondStantz 01/07/2014 at 05:36

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Never tried one of these but the description fits perfectly the latest hire car I had: a Renault Scenic 1.5dCI

Kugelblitz > sampsonhead 01/07/2014 at 11:25

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Same here. I had one of the hemis loaned to me while my M3 was getting fixed and it was a boat on dry land.

George McNally > RaymondStantz 01/07/2014 at 13:21

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Best post ever.

jaxtheax100 > RaymondStantz 04/06/2014 at 19:15

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What about the 3.6L Avenger? 283hp in a crapcan sounds fun :D